Chocolate Jesus

Blog URL: http://kellyloverud.blogspot.com

Ramblings of a longtime NE Minneapolis resident. Food, photography, and other nonsense.

Located: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Tags: Photography, Northeast, Minneapolis, Squirrels, Food, Food Photography, Bitching, Art, Drinking

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Mom? on Jan 15, 2012This was undoubtably the strangest conversation via text message that I've ever had. It doesn't need much prequel. All you have to know is that my parents were first asking me to go to Jimmy's on Sunday morning(awesome), then later that day, sendin...



Shotty McHotty! on Dec 27, 2011I've always said, if I bought a house, I'm getting a shotgun to go with it. As far as crime is concerned, I've always lived in pretty nice areas, so I can only attribute this desire to being a male child borne of 80's movies and television. This is...



Whoa-ly WHAT? on Nov 1, 2011Take a good, hard look at this crap sandwich...I don't know if you're seeing this correctly, but that is a 16 oz probiotic coconut drink being sold at Lund's for $10.99.That's ten dollars and 99 cents... American.OK, I get it. Lund's is a nice, clea...



I'm still alive on Oct 15, 2011It's been a long time since I blogged. Whatever. I've been busy buying(and moving into) a house, and searching out this fucking Antelope head to stick on my wall. Suffice it to say, that's all the excuse I need.



I love my phone. on Jun 7, 2011There, I said it. Not so much for the phone part of it. That's cool and all, but the camera is just becoming more fun than it should be. I'm starting to feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend. I mean, I have a $5000 camera that is sitting there.



Prick on Jun 3, 2011Have you ever opened an app on your phone(think Wikipedia, Google, Shazaam, etc), and been completely and totally amused at what you were last searching information on? I spend a good deal of time talking shit at bars so trust me, it happens to me a...