Bizarre and amusing conversations held by people in public settings, overheard by people with a great sense of humor.
It Was Worth A Shot on Dec 13, 2011 in all, mspPassenger, while looking confused at the check-in kiosk: Ma’am, can you give me a hand with this? Agent, without skipping a beat: I’ll hold your hand, but I won’t go all the way with you. Minneapolis-St. Paul Int’l Airport- Te...
Then The Answer Is Never on Nov 23, 2011 in all, buses, minneapolis, teensTeen in Back: Hey, driver, when is the Lowry Bridge going to open? Driver: Next spring. Teen in Back: Aren’t we not supposed to be alive by then? Minneapolis, 32 to Robbinsdale Overheard by aeh.
We Should Hire Another Person on Nov 23, 2011 in all, chanhassen, officesMarketing Guy: We have to ship 150,000 units on Friday or else. Marketing Girl: Well, how many did we ship last year on Black Friday? Marketing Guy, pulls up report: …Seven. Chanhassen, Office Overheard by pratt.
It’s Clumsy But It Works on Oct 16, 2011 in all, education, maplewood, teensTan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more. Tan teenage girl: Why? Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican. Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian!
We All Believe In Something on Oct 16, 2011 in all, minneapolis, shoppingBootylicious Girl #1: Girl, I can’t believe you did that with him. You nasty. Bootylicious Girl #2: No, girl! I went to church twice last weekend, so it don’t count. Bootylicious Girl #1: Oh, well you didn’t say that. Still, that...
Raising Money For College Is Hard on Oct 16, 2011 in all, buses, minneapolisWoman in front to driver: My sister is 40 and has 7 grandkids. One time I was over and she was teaching the 3 year old how to use that pole. Minneapolis, 32 to Rosedale Center Overheard by aeh.